so i admit – that in between my hours of boredom (i.e. work), I log onto myspace to check out all the random messages and friend requests that people send to me. I don’t understand why, people who don’t know me, are compelled to add me as a friend. If they have like 900 people on their friends list…really, what’s the point of adding one more?
but most intriguing are the messages…most of which are completely cryptic. I’d say that 95% are from men. Shrug. I just don’t get it.
cool site…I like you energy.
Keep it real
um thanks. i like you energy too, I guess.
Wazzup, r u in SF? Im new here, and also I like film and photo business. Hope to see u soon.
Cheers
Yeah, we won’t be seeing each other. Ever.
so i know this is weird but i was thinking of moving to san franciso so i’m trying to build up my tiny network of san fran friends….
anyway, yeah, random email
this is harmless enough, and came from a girl. But why would she want me to be her friend?
hey
You suck
cool. this at least made me laugh.
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where to start. I have no idea what this guy is saying. is he speaking in tongues?
Warning
I work for the Department of Homeland Security, and your hotness has surpassed what is considered nationally safe. Please respond to clear up this matter,…
obviously he missed the picture of me Halloween 2004. This is something a stripper would say…wtf. NOne of my pictures are “hot.”
I was just ‘searching’ thru myspace under different categories and stuff like that and I just happened to come across your profile. If you like what you see, and like what you read, hit me up! I’d love to hear from you. If not…that’s cool too. I even made it easier for you by adding a ‘friend’ button below 🙂
Hopefully we’ll be talkin soon!
hopefully we won’t.
just saying what up to all the stoops, im one myself. lov it dont ya. howd u get tha name?
maybe i am getting too old but i have no idea wtf he is saying.
and now for my favorite:
i saw that u are wiccant that is badass i dont know if u work with crystals gemstones yet but im the dude that sells necklesses with magickal stones on them i have a few on my pics although they look alot better in person
for the record, his profile title says, “lookin for my elf and me pot of gold”
sigh. weirdos and old people are attracted to me like white on rice.
i did end up adding one random guy as my friend only bc he seemed interesting. When i asked him why I should add him as my friend, he responded:
Top 7 reasons why you should be my “myspace” friend:
1) You’re a fellow Texan
2) We’re the same age
3) We both lived in Austin at one point
4) We both like Catcher and the Rye
5) We both enjoy hot dogs (I think)
6) Your screen name is “Your Mom”
7) You seem like you have an awesome personality
ok. that’ll work. It’s weird bc every girl in his friends list is a blonde barbie…so…interesting…amusing anyway. we’ll see how long he can tolerate the sarcasm. Give me a week and Im sure he’ll hate me.
