All of you who know me will be happy to know that after nearly a decade of nonstop frustration, I finally did it…
…I got a new cell phone.
People who did not make the migration to the new phone include every single boy I have ever dated, gone out with, kissed, or had a relationship prior to 2006. In other words, this cell phone is free of exes, guys Ive met at bars, people I mean to call, but never will, etc.
Clean slate.
Besides, I’m going to need all that extra room for all the numbers I plan on getting this year. It’s day 6 and I’ve given away only 1 number. I’ll have to work on that…
